Trolling Chris Brown
And now, some fucking hate mail

I got this about a week ago:

Your a fucking wanker who needs to mother fucking get a life. who spends thier life making a hate website for a person who made a BIG mistake AND HAS MOVED ON FROM IT and doesn’t first give a shit about you and secOnd is richer than you and ACTUALLY HAS A LIFE!. p.s your a wanker. have a nice shitty hating someone who doesn’t actually doesn’t give a shit about you and you obviously love him if you’ve gone out your way to make a hate website and go on his twitter and take his tweets. Dickhead

Let’s talk about idol worship for a second.

I think Team Breezy is too quick to forgive Chris Brown. That’s my opinion. I think it minimizes the crime he committed and crimes like it. But, at the end of the day, I don’t feel any malice towards Team Breezy just for being too forgiving; I disagree with them but I don’t hate them for it. If they want to believe that Chris Brown is a better man now (against all evidence), that’s their prerogative. I don’t like blasting people for having forgiveness in their hearts. And it’s not like I have no idol worship in me. If I ever met Chuck Berry in real life, I wouldn’t treat him like a rich creep who once went to jail for putting a hidden camera in the women’s restroom of his restaurant so he could spy on women peeing. No, if I met the living legend Chuck Berry, I’d fangasm the fuck out, regardless of what he did. I mean, I’m not immune. I get it.

Here’s where it starts to bother me: If someone said they could never forgive Chuck Berry for what he did, I wouldn’t get in their faces about it. Because if you can only see a creepy fuck when you see Chuck Berry, who am I to say you’re wrong? Keep in mind that Chuck Berry is one of the most important people in music of the past 60 years. He’s a world-changer. But he’s also probably an asshole. And just because he’s a legend doesn’t make him above scorn or derision.

So, I want to say this first about the hate mail I got from this one deranged fan: I don’t owe Chris Brown anything. I don’t owe Chris Brown a second chance. I don’t owe him forgiveness. No one does. And unfortunately, the angrier members of Team Breezy, much like Chris Brown himself, don’t understand that. They will demand that you forget the fact that he once committed a truly heinous crime. And that’s going too far. Even if he worked his ass off, donated to domestic abuse charities, worked tirelessly to keep people from making the same mistakes he did, tried his damned-est to be the best citizen he could be, he still wouldn’t have the right to demand that people forgive him, nor would anyone else have the right to demand it on his behalf.

I wish that was all I had to say, but unfortunately, that’s not the worst of it.

The person who sent me that piece of hate mail also included their tumblr screenname, which meant I got a chance to look at her tumblr too. Predictably, there were a number of drool-y posts about Chris, but that wasn’t all. I’ve refrained from including pictures of Rihanna’s beaten, bloodied face on this tumblr and in my videos, partly out of squeamishness, partly because I’m a comedian and that shit just isn’t fucking funny. Apparently, Ms. Hate Mail did not agree, because she had several posts which included that picture, and apparently she thought it was hilarious. Under one picture, she posted the comment that the image would “cheer her up” whenever she was feeling down. Apparently this person does NOT think that Chris Brown is a person “who made a BIG mistake AND HAS MOVED ON FROM IT”. She thinks it’s fucking hilarious that he did this because Rihanna is a “skank ho” who “looks like shit.”

I re-watchedthe movie Mean Girls recently and I could barely stand it. Not because it’s a bad movie; it’s a good movie in a lot of ways. I just couldn’t stand watching the near-sociopathic hatred that females have for each other within the context of a light fluffy teen comedy. And that girl’s tumblr (which I’m not going to link to, so don’t ask) is a good illustration why. What the fuck is wrong with this girl? Why the fuck is it okay to her that her beloved idol beat the shit out of a girl who is presumably just like her?

I don’t… I just don’t get it. If you wanna forgive people, that’s one thing. I believe in forgiveness. But at the expense of his victim?? Does this person have any idea how insane she is? I like to believe the best about people, but this shit, it’s just wrong. It’s just fucking wrong.

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    Didn’t have the mod blog when this originally came out, but now that I do I thought I’d post it. That girl is seriously...
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    illustrates everything...Chris Brown’s superfans.
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    Couldn’t agree more.
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    Ouch. My head. It exploded
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    just want to dissect the complete ineptitude of a bad internet argument. The author of
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    are MY idol. Even...material possession or fanbase.
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